Ever Wonder!!
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is
made with real lemons
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the
indestructible black box
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress
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(I liked this one)
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe
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